What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No way

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Just Forget it!

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do men love to stink/being smelly?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

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Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...